People talk about how “Oh, Richard Harrow’s just like the Phantom of the Opera” but no, the Phantom’s like your short-term fling guy and Richard’s your standard “has 50% of a face but pays for the dry-cleaning and has a 401k” husband material.
I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.
"Killing her seems a bit harsh"
“all girls are catty to each other” myth actualy just statistical error. average girl is nice to other girls. Regina Georg, who goes to high school & insults over 10,000 girls each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I think we’ve found the best one
Addams Family Values (1993)
Gomez knows how its fucking done.
Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.
Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.
Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.
BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH
Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?
imagine if we had text post signatures
Ellen is my spirit animal
are we not going to talk about Selena Gomez
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.
twitter fans making tumblr accounts bc luke has came back online :/
good luck finding a good url
Are skinny girls really angry about what nicki said???? It’s gonna be ok y’all look at a magazine put on some tv literally walk outside there are ppl rooting for you everywhere it’s gonna be ok.
Destroy the assumption that all fat girls have low self esteem. You don’t like my body? That’s on you, not me.
"obama is fuckin up"
"should have voted for the other guy"
No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.
white shirt ideas for summer